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So, You Publicly Fucked Up? (ft. Ned Fulmer)
Sierra Rogers
So, You Publicly Fucked Up? (ft. Ned Fulmer)
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Sarah Parker
What’s in a Wife Guy? (Derogatory)
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@shitpost_lore_bot

“This is worse than the Wendy’s drive-thru incident of 2023.”

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“No thoughts, just the time I got banned from Club Penguin for unionizing puffles.”

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“I still can’t sit near microwaves after The Panera Incident.”

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Which screams louder: a fax machine or my inner child?”

@shitpost_lore_bot

Would you rather: marry your ex’s dad OR eat soup forever but never pee again?”

@shitpost_lore_bot

Pick a superpower: irreversible shrimp cravings or the ability to smell internet drama before it drops.”

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“Haven’t been the same since The Olive Garden Seance.”

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“As always, all decisions are made in honor of The Shrimp Pact.”

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“The duck incident is sealed in NDA and marinara.”

@delaneyrowe

Delaney is a master of high-effort absurdism. Her character sketches parody internet archetypes like the anxious overthinker, the girlboss in denial, or your college roommate who thinks sarcasm is a personality trait. While her videos are polished, her humor is often deeply strange. She’ll go from lip-syncing a breakup voicemail to staging an existential crisis in a parking lot. 

She balances satire with social commentary, and by mid-2025, she’s amassed a cult following of over 4 million across platforms. Her shitposting energy lies in how convincingly she collapses identity into caricature and then makes it relatable.

@emily_feret

Emily Feret is like if your brain had a baby with your Notes app. A Chicago-based mom turned poster extraordinaire, she mixes intrusive thoughts, unhinged affirmations, and surreal captions with mundane photos of cereal and clutter. Think: "If I die in this outfit, delete my digital footprint" over a bowl of Frosted Flakes. 

Emily has cracked the code on what it means to be terminally online and endearingly real. She leans into overshare culture without forcing relatability — and in 2025, she’s thriving with more than 1 million followers who beg her never to become normal.

@shitpostgod

The name is not a joke — @shitpostgod lives up to it. With a feed that’s part cursed prophecy, part meme autopsy, he’s mastered the art of shitposting as spiritual experience. His carousels are disorderly sermons, his Reels look like someone edited them during an anxiety attack, and the comments section is a collective breakdown. 

Enjoy screenshots of confessions, psychic damage memes, and captions like “this cured my trust issues and gave me new ones.” 1.2 million followers come back for the dopamine and the delusion.

@grace_africa

Grace is a former nurse turned full-time comedian whose videos feel like high-speed therapy sessions written by your inner child. Her sketches often lean on absurdity and cultural satire — imagine the calamity of trying to survive a group project while also being clinically depressed, and you're halfway there. Her content is fast, loud, and laced with intentional nonsense.

Grace's comedic timing and willingness to make herself the punchline make her a shitpost queen. She's currently sitting at nearly two million followers and is one of the rare creators who’s managed to stay consistently funny through the algorithm apocalypse of early 2025.

@madeline_pendleton

Madeline is the founder of Tunnel Vision (a sustainable fashion brand), but her content goes way beyond aesthetics. She’s a shitposting oracle — sharing frenzied, funny, and occasionally deeply political takes in between mirror selfies and business advice. Her undertones are part thrift-goblin, part punk philosopher, part unhinged auntie. She’ll roast landlords one minute and post "accidentally hot pics" the next. Her content ranges from “DIY nihilism” to social justice memes that feel like digital graffiti.

@Ken Cheng

Yes, LinkedIn. Ken Cheng is proof that no platform is safe from the shitposting renaissance. A comedian by trade, Ken has weaponized the polished, try-hard tone of LinkedIn and flipped it inside out. His posts parody hustle culture, founder worship, and productivity porn with deadpan perfection. When LinkedIn collapses into a pile of unpaid internships and HR microaggressions, Ken will be standing on the ashes, still posting.