Lost love

Ah yes, the pungent TANG of nostalgia for things we thought we'd never outgrow… until we did… like, say, childhood pajamas, or boyfriends we had for two periods in 5th grade. (Sorry, Jeff.) (Why were they always named Jeff?)

This game's for everything that once ruled our lives — and now is just a distant memory lurking in the squalid annals of our online history. 

Think you can find these things again? 

Pfft. Perhaps. Perhaps you can — here, in this most banal of carnival games — but nowhere else. For the wheel of time moves in one direction, and regret will stay with you forever.

Get searching, I say — or don’t. For as the great philosopher Sarah McLachlan once said: "I will remember you… will you remember me?"